And I guess I can do this to kill time, here goes
[ ] You have screamed at an inanimate object for hurting you.
[x] You have ran into a glass/screen door.
[ ] You have jumped out of a moving vehicle.
[x] You have thought of something funny and laughed, and then people gave you weird looks.
[ ] You have run into a tree/bush.
[ ] You have been called a blond.
TOTAL: 2
[ ] You know that it IS possible to lick your elbow.
[ ] You just tried to lick your elbow.
[ ] You never knew that the Alphabet and Twinkle Twinkle Little Star had the same melody.
[ ] You just sang them to make sure.
[x] You have tripped on your own feet and fallen.
[x] You have choked on your own spit.
TOTAL: 4
[ ] You have seen the Matrix and still dont get it.
[x] You type with three fingers or less.
[x] You have actually caught something on fire.
[x] You tried to drink out of a straw, but it went into your nose.
[x] You have caught yourself drooling.
TOTAL: 8
[x] You have fallen asleep in class.
[x] Sometimes you just stop thinking.
[x] Sometimes when you are telling a story you forget what you are talking about.
[ ] People often shake their heads and walk away from you.
[ ] You are often told to use your inside voice.
TOTAL: 11
[x] You use your fingers to do simple math.
[x] You have eaten a bug.
[ ] You are taking this test when you should be doing something more important.
[x] You have put your clothes on backwards or inside out, and didnt realize it.
[x] Youve looked all over for something and realized it was in your hand/pocket the whole time.
TOTAL: 15
[ ] You have posted bulletins because you are scared that what they say will happen if you don't.
[ ] You break a lot of things.
[x] You tilt your head when youre confused.
[x] You have fallen out of your chair before.
[x] When youre lying in bed, you try to find pictures in the texture on the ceiling.
[ ] The word um is used frequently.
[x] You dont know what um means.
[x] You say what and huh a lot.
[ ] You plan to use a calculator to multiply your score for this bulletin.
TOTAL: 20
Now, take your total, and multiply it by 4.
and re-post as: I am 80% mental, I guess
Meme #2 (Warning!

May include naughtiness!)
Rules:
1. Pick any fandon/ OC to answer these questions.
2. Tag 5 people not the person who tagged you.
The fandom I pick is...Touhou Project by Team Shanghai Alice
1. The first character I fell in love with: Hoshiguma Yuugi? Didn't fall in love with her, but aside from Aya she was the first character in the series to really catch my interest
2. The character I never expected to love as much as I do now: Kazami Yuuka-Youkai moe~
3. The character everyone else loves that I don't: Not a huge fan of Nitori or Suwako, actually, but I don't hate them though
4. The character I love that everyone else hates: Kochiya Sanae-for the love of god, why do people hate her so much...?
5. The character I would shag anytime: I'm going to move on from this question
6. The character I'd want to be like: My girlfriend actually says I'm alot like Aya somehow...
7. The character I'd slap: Sometimes, Reimu
8. Favorite character(s): Aya, Yuugi, Momiji, Yuuka, Shinki, Mima, Yamame, Nue, Flandre, Remilia, Hong Meiling, Kirisame Marisa...you get the idea
9. My 3 favorite things about the fandom:the doujin circles, the niche fandom, and the total lack of Mary Sues
10. My 3 least favorite things about the fandom: The baseless hatred for Sanae-why the f*ck? Honestly, the over-the-top het doujins, MANNOSUKE, dear god why
11. My 3 favorite characters: This is pretty much a repeat question..
12. My 3 least favorite characters: So is this one
13. My 3 favorite pairings: Meiling/Sakuya, Mokou/Kaguya, Wriggle/Yuuka
14. My 3 least favorite pairings: None, it's all good
16. My deep, dark fandom secret: I wish Rinnosuke would be involved in at least oone f*cking game somehow
Happiness Meme
[x] You have a boyfriend/girlfriend
[ ] You have your own room.
[ ] You own a cell phone.
[ ] You have an iPod/ mp3 player.
[ ] Your parents are still married.
[x] You have more than 2 best friends.
[x] There is a swimming pool in your backyard.
T 0 T A L: 3
[x] You dress how you want to.
[ ] You hang out with friends more than once a week.
[x] There is a computer/laptop in your room.
[x] You have never been beaten up.
[x] You never cry more than twice a month.
[x] You are allowed to listen to the music you want to.
[ ] Your room is big enough for you.
[x] People don't use you for something you have.
[x] You have been to a concert.
T 0 T A L: 10
[ ] You don't have a myspace.
[x] Your parents let you have a myspace.
[x] You get allowance.
[x] You collect something normal.
[x] You look forward to going to school/college.
[x] You don't wish you were someone else.
[ ] You play a sport.
[x] You do something after school/college.
T 0 T A L: 16
[ ] You own a car.
[x] You usually don't fight with your parents.
[x] You are happy with your appearance.
[x] You aren't self-conscious at all.
[ ] You have never got a failing grade in your life.
[x] You have friends.
T 0 T A L: 20
[x] You know what is going on in the world.
[x] You care about so many people.
[x] You are happy with your life.
[ ] You know more than one language.(The hell does this have to do with being happy?)
[x] You have a screen name.
[ ] You own a pet.
[ ] You know the words to more than 5 songs.
[x] You don't have any enemies.
[x] You are a generally nice person.
T O T A L: 25
Now count your numbers and multiply by three.
75% I guess
I'm not doing the lastmeme, it looks confusing as hell
I'm not tagging anyone, no one reads my journals